Funny lesson...

It's been 3 days since school started and I have no more class for the rest of the week. yay?

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Had an interesting lesson today. I left home and reached school at around 11:45 am to attend a class called Technology and World Change, and as I sat down in class waiting for the lecture to start, I looked at my professor and thought that he seemed like a serious looking guy. An Indian decent, his black formal suit and a matching tie gave an impression of a calm and serious man, who is strict and wants no nonsense from his students.

As students start to fill the class room, the professor asked us to settle down quickly, as he wanted to show us a video clip. I thought that it would be one of those videos that introduce the course to the class, since it was our first lesson. As he turned off the light and turned on the projector, he clicked on "Play" and started the video.

1st Video: A bunch of cave woman were walking from their cave towards a river, carrying pieces of clothes to be washed on the stream. As they were walking, a cave man was following them closely from behind. As the cave woman reached the river bank, they bent down, with their backside sticking out, and started washing the clothes. (the backside was fully exposed as those cave woman wore no pants) The cave guy got aroused, jumped out of the bush he was hiding in, and started running towards the woman, with a horny expression on his face. He let out a perverted scream, and as quick as a lightning, he jumped towards the backside of the woman, grabbing it, and started rubbing his "joystick" inside that woman's "golf hole", like a dog trying to reproduce.

As students stares in disbelief, I looked towards the professor who was standing at the back of the class, grinning with a horny smile on his face. Before I can believe what I just saw, the second video started.

2nd Video: A white guy went to a land of Eskimos (those people who lives in South Pole in an igloo) to spread words about Christianity. As he enters an igloo owned by an Eskimo, he was welcomed by an Eskimo couple, and in accordance with an Eskimo costumes, the couple offered the white guy a bowl of seal intestine with life worms and some yellow looking food that looked very disgusting. The white man refused and said that he can't eat those food. Then, the white man said, "The Lord wants you to love your wife." and the Eskimo misunderstood what the white man said and offered him to make love to his wife. The white man, again refused, but this time it angered the Eskimo man. He grabbed the white man by his shirt, lifted him up, and started smashing his head on the wall of his igloo. His head cracked, his brain oozed out and blood started squirting out of his head.

Again, the whole class stared in disbelief, and again, the professor was giggling on his own at the back of the class. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PROFESSOR?! =_=

But luckily, he explained how that video was relevant to Technology and World Change, and he turned out to be a quite interesting professor, so I guess he is not as bad as I thought. haha.

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Met with the girl, and she looks prettier than ever.

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A lot of assignments, homeworks, and projects to be handed in, and it's only the first week of school! ARGH!!

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Joke of the Day:

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"